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May 23 • Shane Cashman

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North Carolina Couple Sued for Summoning Vultures

This Week's News Includes Psychic Spies, Chinese Spies, and Dolphin Spies

May 16 • Shane Cashman

THIS HAPPENED BETWEEN MAY 3 & MAY 9

UFOs, Dwarves, Goat Sacrifices, Military Ozempic, etc

May 9 • Shane Cashman

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BUDDY, THE GRAVEDIGGER

15,000 Graves: Life as a Third-Generation West Virginia Gravedigger

May 5 • Shane Cashman

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THIS HAPPENED BETWEEN APRIL 26 & MAY 2

MERMAID BIRTH, TIME TRAVELING ASSASSINS, COCAINE HIPPOS, ETC

May 2 • Shane Cashman

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April 2026

TIME TRAVELLING ASSASSINS

Shooter Shows Up Uninvited to the White House Correspondents Dinner

Apr 27 • Shane Cashman

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THIS HAPPENED BETWEEN APRIL 18 & APRIL 25

Invasive asexual crazy jumping worms in California can’t be killed, Sam Altman is building portals and summoning demons, 15 chemical-spraying drones…

Apr 25 • Shane Cashman

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May 2025

WHO'S AFRAID OF HEIL HITLER?

Some thoughts on the latest song from Ye (Kanye West).

May 10, 2025 • Shane Cashman

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March 2025

The FBI Tried To Destroy This Whistleblower

The FBI fired Teresa Tumblin during Kash Patel’s confirmation hearing.

Mar 13, 2025 • Shane Cashman

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February 2025

GAVIN NEWSOM ATTEMPTS TO HIJACK THE PODCAST-TO-PRESIDENCY PIPELINE

For those who’ve ever seen Gavin Newsom, you know he’s a shape-shifting mutant.

Feb 28, 2025 • Shane Cashman

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Plane Crash in Emerald City and the Treachery of Images

I’m thinking about these planes with children falling out of the sky and the treachery of images.

Feb 1, 2025 • Shane Cashman

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January 2025

THE MODERN MAN

I remember the modern man calling me to say he was going to buy a gun the day President Trump walked through the burnt down St.

Jan 9, 2025 • Shane Cashman

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